Quarantine




Day 1
        Damnit why is this happening to me. I woke up today and my nose had turned blue, so I took a test and sure enough somebody gave me the damn berry virus. I already called my boss and told them I won’t be able to come in, but now I have to deal with the next two weeks while the virus runs its course. I pulled up some webpages on managing the symptoms and ordered some supplies to get me through it but man, I’m just trying to figure out who gave it to me. Probably some asshole at work, nobody wants to get tested or wear masks and then we wonder how this shit gets around. It’s a little after lunch now and my whole face has turned blue, my fingers are going, and I’ll report tomorrow on where I am.


Day 2
        Alright yeah, symptoms are really starting to set in, I was totally blue by the time I woke up and my appetite has spiked like crazy. I ordered like, a shitload of granola bars yesterday and they got here today so I’ve just been munching on those all morning. The calories are all just gonna turn into juice and I can already hear it churning in me but everything online says that you gotta keep up with the metabolism stuff or else you won’t “fill up” properly and could end up with lots of leftover juice after the two weeks are up. I wanna be through this ASAP so I’m trying my best but my stomach feels like a bottomless pit. I think I’m gonna clean up the pile of wrappers and order another box of bars…maybe two boxes.


Day 3
        Ugh, after I finished my entry for yesterday I totally annihilated the entire box of granola bars I’d ordered, I hope I didn’t eat too much cuz I’m filling up fast. After the destruction of all of my supplies for the week I ordered a few more boxes, wholesale sized boxes, but I was still so hungry. I knew they said I’d probably eat everything in the house before the process is done but I didn’t realize they expected I had a month’s worth of food lying around. I threw like two pizzas in the oven at once and after all that granola I still can’t believe how good actual hot food tasted, but at that stage I was starting to look and feel pretty bloated. Not sure if it was all the food or juice but my stomach looked like a medicine ball and I was worn out from stuffing my face all afternoon so I went to sleep early. 
I think I had a weird dream last night but all I can actually remember is just…sloshing noises and stuff. Either way I woke up and I am huge now, I don’t even know what I could compare my belly to but I have to be careful going through doorways or it’ll bump into the frame, and I can definitely say the reason I remember what I heard in my dream is cuz that’s what my gut sounds like right now, just constant sloshing and churning. Anyways I heard the doorbell ring a few minutes ago which is probably the calorie bars I ordered, and the delivery guy has definitely cleared out by now so I’m gonna go stuff my face some more.


Day 4
        Gonna just go ahead and switch this diary to text to speech, another box of granola vanished into my fat blue ass, which is now juicy in more than one sense by the way. I’d be worrying about eating nothing but granola and what few snacks I had lying around prior but everything I can find online says it doesn’t matter what I eat my body just needs calories cuz it’s all getting converted to juice instead of digested anyways. So much juice too, my belly hasn’t grown much since yesterday but the rest of my body is getting it now. My butt is too big for any chair smaller than my couch now, it and my thighs are both practically just jelly to boot. I keep bumping my hips into stuff and then my ass jiggles and sloshes so violently I almost fall over, it’s gonna get old real fast. Of course I can’t forget my chest, which is also blowing up into a pair of water balloons. I decided I’m not gonna be able to wear anymore shirts until this is over, not that I could fit into any as of writing, cuz I don’t wanna accidentally spring a leak up top and ruin them. Limbs are still mostly alright, getting a bit sluggish and I dunno if the sloshing when I move is from my arms or my torso but I’m definitely on a timer until I can’t move anymore.


Day 5
        I am now trapped in the living room. I was sitting on the couch watching TV and eating through a terrifying amount of granola when I heard a loud GLUNK and my whole body started sloshing and jiggling. It took awhile to figure out what had happened cuz it’s so hard to see around myself like this but my belly and butt have merged into a big circular mass that is now my lower body. I knew I was gonna take on this sort of tear-drop shape at some point I just didn’t expect it to be so sudden you know? My legs are still sticking out but my, uh, I dunno if it’s my belly or waist or what anymore. My body has mostly swallowed up my thighs so I’m reduced to kind of waddling around, and I’m officially too wide to squeeze through any of my doorways. I’m prepared for this though and I have all my food supplies and devices here in the room with me. It probably won’t be long until the swelling gobbles up my upper body too, my juicy tits are the size of yoga balls and my arms are definitely getting thicker and stiffer with juice. I better get to those granola bars while I can still reach them, be back tomorrow.


Day 6
        Still getting bigger, my entire body is just a big ball now. Except my tits I guess, couldn’t seem to swallow those up and I swear they’re as big as I used to be when this all started. I can’t see my legs but I know I can’t bend my knees anymore, too much me in the way, and it’s getting borderline impossible to shift my weight around. Arms are still there but they’re starting to go from thick to almost conical, won’t have use of them much longer. Since I’m now so big that my body is growing up as well as outwards it’s getting really hard to reach stuff so… Honestly I just kinda rolled myself forward towards the coffee table so I could still reach the rest of my snacks, and I’ve been eating as much as possible cuz I don’t remember if I’ll be done needing calories by the time I get totally immobilized. My feet don’t even reach the floor anymore, I can feel my belly and tits spread across the floor beneath me, and I’ve been using what mobility my arms have left to horf down a terrifying amount of food, but I haven’t felt this relaxed in years. I uh, hope the virus isn’t messing with my brain too, I’ve heard of airheads but I don’t wanna be a juicehead.


Day 7
        (The text to speech got really iffy on this one so I had to come back and edit it to make sense) I don’t know how much bigger I can get, I drifted asleep after I ran out of food yesterday and when I woke up I’m just 100% berry now. Can’t move except flapping my hands and feet against my body, I can’t even look around cuz my neck got swallowed up while I was asleep so now I’m stuck looking up while my body smooshes against my face. I don’t feel hungry anymore at least, now I just feel full. Almost unbearably full, it’s a really weird sensation, like I ate way too much but in a really comfy way? Like now that I’ve had my fill I can just sleep it off and everything’ll work out. I dunno, I’m way too full of juice to think about it that hard so I think I’m just gonna listen to it slosh around and go back to sleep. See ya tomorrow…


Day 8
        (I don’t know if I tried to record an entry for this day, don’t remember it at all, but there was nothing here when I came back later so I guess I was just blitzed out on the sheer sensation of being full with that much juice.)


Day 9
        Holy shit that was the most bizarre weekend of my life, I don’t think it was a bad time but I can’t hardly remember anything that happened the last two days. Just like, sloshing noises is all I can remember, which I guess makes that dream I had oddly prophetic or something. Anyways I’ve started digesting all the juice I made over the last week, still immobile but I can kinda move my arms and head now so, baby steps!


Day 10
        I can feel the floor again! On my feet I mean, my belly has been spread across it for a few days now but my feet reach the floor again I can fucking move! Honestly I didn’t think draining out would feel this weird, I’m gradually shrinking at about the same pace I filled up but where filling I felt like I just could never eat enough now I feel sick at the thought of eating anything at all. There’s a really different sort of gnawing pit in my stomach now, I just can’t really place it? I thought that returning to normal would be the easiest part of this whole infection but with every foot I shrink I feel worse.


Day 11
        My body has finally relinquished my knees, so I’m properly walking again. Doorways are still a challenge but with a lot of sloshing and some elbow grease I can kinda fit through them now. Still can’t stomach the thought of food of course, and there’s this awful sense of dread like the worst is yet to come I can’t shake. Trying real hard not to dwell on it.


Day 12
        Still can’t see my legs but my arms are completely back to their normal size. My chest seems to be draining slower than the rest of me but it’ll catch up. When I looked it up, apparently my lower body is gonna keep that weird tear-drop shape until the very end, which is kind of a shame. I sorta miss having a giant jello butt. I miss a lot of stuff from last week. If I'm honest, I feel really weird and uncertain about just going back to work when this is all over. I kinda knew what being a berry was gonna be like but now I’m gonna have to go back to just being a person and I’m not so sure.


Day 13
        Starting to turn back to my normal colors, the blue is receding in weird splotches which is good. Not so good is that my tits have stopped shrinking, still one more day until I’m officially “back to normal” but I don’t like that they’re still bigger than my head. I’ve still got a weird bulb-shape to my body around my waist and that’s all still blue, but I gotta say that I feel really energetic despite not eating anything all week. I feel like I could just go run a lap around the block if I wasn’t still recovering, as is I’ve just been pacing a lot. This week can’t end fast enough.


Day 14
        Totally back to my normal color, no weird shapes where juice is still pooled inside me, I’m totally mobile and berry virus free! Not quite back to normal though cuz I still have huge breasts, called my doctor about it and they said that sometimes juice deposits improperly metabolize straight into fat, so it’s simply bad luck but I now have a killer pair of tits. I thought about just being excited about this cuz I mean, they look good on me in the mirror and all, but then I remembered none of my tops will fit anymore so now I’m just annoyed again. I’m gonna have to call some friends and see if they can get me something to wear so I can be decent in public before I have to go back to work. I also feel hungry again, still a few granola bars leftover but I definitely can’t stomach those again yet, probably just get a burger while I’m out getting some new tops. At least now that I’ve had the virus I won’t have to worry about getting it again, though I guess it wasn’t as bad as I thought, I wonder how long the immunity lasts…