>>103995
GAAAHH HOLY AWESOME TONS OF ROYAL DWEEB
I dunno, sounds like a bit of a temporary solution to me... With her hitbox commanding most food on the track to get swept up and pulled into her mouth automatically... 7 bulk stars become 8, then 9... 10... 15... 20... While her max speed drops to 20mph... 10mph... 5mph... ... ...1mph...~ Might as well bite the bullet and have her return as a stage instead. You get to pass by an extremely flushed, spectacled face with every lap! A good way to rep Ripple Star, like any good monarch would!
...Oh, and we can pay respects to the riders who had to face an untimely retirement to multiple hundred pounds of sweaty, rippling, doughy queenbooty to after she "jumps" off a ramp and unknowingly slams down on them with the force of a good few TONS... Later though, not important...