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Cliffnotes of "Pixie-Approved Anti-Salt Manifesto":
Repetitive Mantra: Shouting about a vast conspiracy, featuring “Jew Jannies” who supposedly delete critical forum posts to hide the "truth."
The Enemy (aka “Salt”): Accused of teaming up with these “Jannies” to suppress “Saltruthers” (loyalists who despise Salt's work), which is apparently worse now and "only for Jewish profit." Also, allegedly uses AI and “sells out” by making art for profit.
The Fairypaper Incident: User claims they can talk to “pixies” after eating psychedelic paper. Pixies confirmed Salt is “under Jewish influence,” and that his art has "secret symbols." No one else can see these symbols without…also doing psychedelics.
Fishing with Family: Takes a brief turn to talk about a wholesome trout fishing trip in Scotland, which led to some introspective life advice from dad ("Listen to your heart.") Apparently, this applies to hating Salt too.
"Salt is Jewish Propaganda": Everything about Salt's art, including its shading, shapes, and themes, is spun as evidence of “Jewish mind control,” with an extra conspiracy layer on “Yuri” art being a scheme to “sell estrogen.”
Shrimp Jokes Gone Rogue: Sporadically breaks to tell weird “shrimp” jokes, supposedly as metaphors for Salt’s evil. Examples include: shrimp as bartenders and conspirators in “Jewmageddon.” The jokes aren’t funny, even to themselves.
The Final Warning: Repeats that the “Jewverment” is after us all and that “Salt is a tool of the Jews.” The only defense? More fairypaper, pixies, and apparently, joining an anti-Jewish art movement.
Conclusion: An exhausting, paranoid mess with some accidental fish recipes and baffling shrimp jokes.
There was also an anecdote about a Swedish road in there.
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