Once more into the breach. Thank you pic guy for posting pics.
>>262010
One fan art, one from the anime
>>261182
1.1 What's this about garnishes all of a sudden?
1.2 What?
2.1 French fries are a main dish!!
2.2 It seems like a garnish or side dish to me.
3.1 Hmph, whatever happens is no concern of mine. But if you don't think seriously, you'll be at a loss.
3.2 I AM SERIOUS!
4 Well, no matter what you think of, the result will be the same. After all, fried, baked, or boiled, potatoes are potatoes.
sfx: offended elf noises
>>261183
1 sfx: scissors snipping / dry hair
3 Hmm~...
4.1 It's impossible. It's a rather powerful curse.
4.2 It's not something my magic can disenchant.
5 ...So it's that sort of thing.
>>261184
1 I guess it's impossible after all...
sfx: "(a weight) off one's shoulder"
2 Thank you very much, auntie.
3.1 So what's this curse?
3.2 It'll take a while to explain it, but...
4 EXPLANATION
>>261185
1.1 Ahaha- "Curse of gaining weight!"
1.2 What a stupid curse you're under!
1.3 Why you...
sfx: cackling
2.1 Break the curse or not, you're on your own,
2.2 because you'll get fat in the end anyways.
sfx: offended elf noises (again)
3.1 Get out of here!! You giant black marimo*-ass dark elf!
3.2 What!! Your aunt called on me to go out of my way to come here and check on your situation! You better be grateful, you big bouncy time-bomb-belly elf!!
(Erufuda's shirt says "Potato Cook" but if there's a larger pun at work I'm not picking up on it)
*algae that grows into a ball shape, see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marimo
>>261186
1.1 It doesn't seem like there's a straightforward approach*, is there...
1.2 Yeah.
1.3 You were talking about potato dishes, but...
1.4 Thanks for working it out.**
1.5 I-it's nothing...
2 ...Why potatoes ?
3.1 Fufufu, that's because...
3.2 (this isn't my cup of tea...)
4 ...Potatoes are the tastiest food in this world!!
*正攻法 is just "frontal attack," or an attack without any tricks/playing by the rules. I assume Naoe is talking about removing the curse while Erufuda thinks he's talking about her beating the shit outta Kuroeda.
**I'm pretty sure Ooeda is saying わぎわぎ and the only thing わぎ brings up is 和議 / "peace conference; peace negotiations." Make of that what you will.
>>261187
1.1 B-because they're delicious?
1.2 Because they're delicious.
2.1 That jerk wanted me to let her eat something tastier than her favorite food...
2.2 That is, potatoes!
2.3 There's other things that taste good...
2.4 POTATOES!
sfx: TATER*
3.1 Because nothing more delicious than potatoes exists in this world!
3.2 ...What kind of potato dish are you going to make?
4.1 The same as always!
4.2 French fries ♥
*Wordplay alarm: I assume ジャガーン is a combination of ガーン "boom/shock" and ジャガイモ "potato." Too tired to wrack my brain for a better equivalent.
>>261189
1 I hope you feed her juice squeezed from potatoes and stay fat for the rest of your life.
2 Damn you...
sfx: menacing + jiggling
4.1 You underestimate me, bitch! Apologize!
4.2 POTATOES-!
4.3 Miss!?*
4.4 (pretty sure this is just a raspberry/scornful dark elf tongue display)
sfx: thrashing around
*I admit defeat. そっち is an alternate form of そちら which can mean a polite way of addressing someone. The に particle complicates it, and since it's just a fragment of a sentence I'm going with my gut.
>>261190
2 I really hate her.
sfx: jiggling + standoffish
3.1 I'm sure potato juice is delicious too.
3.2 (She really loves potatoes...)
3.3 Raw might be a little bit much...
4.1 ...
4.2 What's wrong?
4.3 Juice*... "dripping..."
5 Potage!
sfx: dripping/trickling/moving slowly
*汁 can be mean either juice or soup.
>>261192
1.1 I'll make potato potage!
1.2 What's potage...?
2 What. It's not juice after all.
3.1 Fufufu... But that's not all...
3.2 Eh?
3.3 Soup is just the beginning...
4.1 Course! I'll make a full course potato meal!
4.2 Without a doubt, this is the elf full course!*
sfx: BOOM
*Wordplay/portmanteau: エルフルコース is エルフ "elf" + フルコース "full course (meal)." I implore the gentle reader to come up with a better equivalent, as I don't have it in me right now.
>>261193
1.1 Surely if she thinks even one dish is delicious...
1.2 Then a full course meal might be a good idea.
1.3 That's right!
2.1 Can she even cook in the first place?
2.2 She's surprisingly skillful.
3.1 Let's get cooking right away!
3.2 Are there any potatoes?
3.3 Don't worry about that!
sfx: sniff sniff
4.1 I've got my own private stock!
4.2 When did you-
5.1 I made it when you, human, banned me from buying and eating fries.
5.2 You don't have a shred of guilt...
>>261194
1.1 These are the ingredients I'll be using.
1.2 (all the ingredients, right to left): onions / salt and pepper / potatoes / fresh cream / rosemary / milk / granulated vegetable consommé (bouillon?) / butter
3.1 Can I offer any assistance?
3.2 Nope! You can watch.
4.1 I have to make it myself.
4.2 That's right.
sign in the background: food sampling personnel
>>261195
1.1 First, the potatoes. This time, I'm using a type called Kita Akari.
1.2 It's one of the most commonly seen varieties.
1.3 These fluffy potatoes taste good and are ideal for soup.
2.1 It doesn't turn black during cooking, and the yellow tint of the flesh stirs up your appetite.
2.2 By the way, the Kita Akira variety was made by crossbreeding Danshaku and Tsunika varieties.
2.3 (She knows potatoes very well...)
3.1 Wash them until they're clean. Alas, if there's any sprouts, remove them.
3.2 Peel the skins with a peeler.
4 The skin is delicious when deep fried and salted.
5 Cut the potatoes into slices around 5 mm wide.
Get hype for Ooeda and Kuroeda potentially getting addicted to potatoes. Maybe Pobe-chan will get a humanoid form after eating enough taters too.