Took a long-ass bike ride Sunday to a remote corner of my city. Wound up in a white working class residential neighborhood, hungry and ready for a break. Was psyched to find a food truck in an empty lot with a couple of picnic tables selling burgers, hotdogs, etc. Ordered a burger and a Pepsi.
Family there is already chowing down, autistic kid is going berserk, running around screaming but one of the adult women looked like Caitidee, -100 lbs or so. Not-bad eye candy while I waited.
Two women arrive by SUV, big and bigger, oversized t-shirts and leggings. Younger one is at least 350, 30ish, great hourglass figure + big, wide, low-hanging belly. Short hair, homely-cute.
Mom (I assume) is middle aged, also no beauty but not a beast. Massive double chin. Didn't help she was in Weekend Mode, no makeup, pony tail, etc. She's short, 5'3" or so, but an easy 500 lbs, most of it belly that was past her knees, halfway down her shins. Did a double take because I couldn't believe she was walking with such a gigantic thing hanging off her. Giant boobs as well, in a bra but one that barely lifted them from the top half of that belly. Bottom half was jiggly as hell. No way was she wearing underwear, or the belly was outside of them.
Stepped up onto the curb with serious effort and waddled up behind me, huffing and puffing through her mouth. Held onto the corner of the truck while looking at the menu, recovering from the short walk from the curb. Ass was kind of a train wreck, which is not uncommon with SS/US apple shaped ladies.
My burger was ready and I took it to one of the tables; the family was packing up. Caitidee Lite's tights were basically see-through, huge ass like the surface of the moon. Watch her leave, attention fully back on the mom and daughter. Quiet conversation as they look at the menu.
Looked at the other table; no way Mom is fitting into it but I was dying to watch her try. They order and Mom waddles back to their vehicle, daughter orders what seems like a lot of food though I can't hear the details. Either way they're taking the stuff to go, damn.