There is a guy who makes me want to impersonate Patrick Bateman
Unfortunately, dear anonymouses, I am occasionally forced to spend time with a guy, who is arguably the most pathetic excuse for a human being I have ever met.
So I have a group of old friends, and they are cool, but among them is one very frustrating individual, who is a friend of a friend of one guy. Long story short, he ended up in our company by mere chance, and kinda stayed. Everybody else seems pretty chill about him, but I hardly can hold myself not to punch him in his stupid face.
I just can't handle this cringe anymore, so I want to at least share with you my frustration.
Where to begin… Well, the most obvious: he is 33 and he is still a virgin. And there is nothing bad about it, don't get me wrong, it's about how incredibly incel he is. He is very misogynistic, and thinks that modern women are spoiled, stupid and must lower their expectations from life. That being said, he wants to date somebody really bad, and attempted it several times, but failed miserably.
He is also horny as fuck all the time, posting numerous salty pictures with sex jokes in our discord server.
The dude also thinks that he is really sophisticated in modern politics, but basically he believes in everything that television told him to believe.
And as a cherry on top: he doesn't like chubby girls, and acts very openly about it. Always trying to convince me that my beliefs are wrong, despite me telling him numerous times to shove his opinion up his own ass.
Jesus fucking Christ, can you believe this faggot.
I am starting to think that I have to tell my friends that it is either me or him.