I can't be the only one who gets off to LARPing. Let's put them here since folks seem so distressed by anything that might even have a hint of LARP in it. I'll go first: I opened a restaurant of fattening food. To top it off, all women over 18 eat for free! The only catch is they cannot waste any food. So, I started out just serving normal portions, then I put some appetite boosters in the food. The ladies in my town started getting chubby, fat, and huge. I was losing a lot of money, but it was a drop in the bucket because I'm a billionaire. I ended up convincing some of them to work for me, stating that I pay $1000/hour. The catch? They gotta test all the food. I had one girl that started out at 120 pounds and now rolls around my restaurant on her scooter. She is easily 800 or 900 pounds now, constantly eating the most fattening of foods. I basically get to swim in fat. I even monitor their poops now, and their poops are fat and pee is sugar with a little bit of normal poop. They are so fat and I am so happy! My wife and her female family were already living on my fat farm, being fed constantly. Once these girls graduate from their scooter jobs to being pure fat beings, my wife and her family will get some company. For some reason, they lactate once they reach about 1600 pounds. I think it is the body trying to get rid of excess calories. Perhaps the body is smart enough to know that a human being can't possibly get that fat naturally, so they must be being fed, and perhaps it is a way to spread the wealth. The milk is basically pure fat and sugar. My solution here was to attach their tits to the machine that feeds them, so as they start to lactate, it goes right back into their body as calories. There is some efficiency loss here, but I am working on it iteratively. I really can't wait to start adding a variety to my fat farm! They are all white/Hispanic right now, because my wife is Hispanic but some of her family is white. Eventually I want to "catch 'em all" and have every race of hog! Anyway, I'm gonna go off to swim in the fat of my fat farm women, then check on the progress of my restaurant fatties. Toodles!