When i was a freshman in college, there was one time that i was at universal studios in orlando, and my friends were getting on a roller coaster that i wasnt too comfortable riding. So while they got in line and did that ride, i broke off on my own to do my own thing for a brief moment. Im walking through the Jurassic park area of islands of adventure and out of nowhere i see the most insanely gorgeous woman of my entire life. 5'6, brunette, wearing a crop top and jean shorts and flip flops, not a day over 25 and at the very least 400 pounds but id put my money that she was slightly over that. Its the middle of summer and one of the hottest days of the year. I see her dripping and sweat and kinda winded, then she walks into the queue for jurassic park river adventure, then subsequently i find my legs immediately getting in line for a ride that wasnt even on my radar. It you're unfamiliar with this ride, its a water boat drop ride similar to the splash mountain genre etc. while in like for the ride im just completely obsessed and trying to mind my own business but eventually couldnt help myself and struck up conversation with her. We talked for the whole 25 minute wait, and she was super sweet, and by coincidence i found out that she was also breaking off from her group because they were going on a ride that she was scared to go on. (In my head I knew she couldn't fit on it even if she wasnt scared)
She brought up her boyfriend casually in conversation and in my head i receeded a bit. But heres the part i wasnt expecting. When we get to the front of the line, the employee asks her how many in her party, then she turns around for a brief moment, looks back and says "2". I was fucking thrilled. This girl was MASSIVE. Watching her huff and puff as 2 employees had to help her get situated in the boat. As she comes down the boats literally TIPS toward her favor and is slanted for the entirety of the ride. The row is meant for 4 normal people and the person on the other end wasnt too thin either. I was completely fucking enveloped by this womans enormous sweaty arms and thighs. I have fucking dreams about this moment guys. I dont think i had ever been in more bliss. The lap bar doesnt even get close to anyone else on our row because theres a sack of lard stopping it. At the end of the ride, she needs just as much help to get out as she did to get in. We spoke for a few brief minutes, laughed at our photo, then we broke off again to go back to our respective groups. I will literally never see her again and think about her at least once a month.