Tubby will never stop being the hottest thing ever. Fatass is also great when used as mean as possible.

Butterball and piggy are my favs. Though I would never call my wife that, especially the former (I think maybe her dad called her that as a kid as she has told me how degraded and horrible that one makes her feel).

Heifers and cornfed I think are quite mean but I do find it hysterical every time I hear someone use them

>>79470 >>79501 butterball and pigshit make me cringe every time. Ultimate boner killer. It just sounds retarded.

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Favorite word for fat, not fatties: "blubber"

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>>79537 Why not contribute something to the conversation rather than just tell us what you don't like.

>>79537 aggree >>79476 Tubby is a classic, it's a perfect mix of playful, cutesy and mean >>79544 lol Simply calling a fat person "the belly" is always funny My personal favourite is a regional one, gorb. Gorb is our local term for glutton

>Sweet peach >Lots of love >Butterball Also ik they’re not really names, but there is some sayings & adjectives I really like as well: >More [of you] to love >Blossomed figure >Doughy >Pillowy >waterbed/mattress (when describing their belly) >ocean of fat

Hippo Hips is my newfound fave. Big Boy and Big Guy are also great, but big guy is falling of cause I can't stop thinking about Ice Spice whenever I say it

I like the term marshmallow girl

Something about cow is just so hot

Lardass, or really anything that really emphasizes being a living giant container of gelatinous adipose tissue, even whale if you think about it