A few years ago I went on a date with an absolute bombshell, she has over 130k followers on instagram, 4’11, over 350 lbs, so fucking hot. The issue was she was the clingiest person I’ve ever met, if we were on a phone call and a Song was playing in the background she would send me 3 messages of her singing that song, if I was playing a game she wanted to watch me playing the game on FaceTime, if I didn’t send a text within a minute she would call me 3 times. It’s such a shame, she was so goddam hot I almost was willing to look past it. Our first date she got out of her house shoving a doughnut in her mouth apologizing because she didn’t think I’d be there early, then ate 2 appetizers and a Main, hour later asks if we can stop at mc Donald’s, I’m expecting maybe like an ice cream of something, NOPE orders a 20 peace nugget meal with a side poutine and a Sunday, fucking eats it like she just was stranded at sea without food for a year.