Coke and mentos method.

>>164363 Slimes. Those fictional lifeforms of amorhous biomass that seek body orifices and expand their hosts.

>>164363 Either blueberry gum or a helium tank. Depends on what's easier to get.

id love for puffkiss or cumflation to become real, theres not really any need for elaboration there, hehe

Start looking for a gullible posh, freckly redhead who will believe me when I say I get off on watching them chew gum :p

Touch someone with cum (dry or not) and they start to inflate. The more they touch the more they inflate. Cumming inside someone guarantees they become immobile. They fill with a foamy like substance. When they eventually pop (harmlessly) the foam causes anyone who touches it to also inflate. The more foam they touch, the larger they get. I have a thing for contagious inflation.

>>164363 Have you tried checking the catalog and posting your prompt in an already existing thread?

>>164979 I'd fucking roll around in it LOL

>>164363 None because I don’t have a partner and don’t get off on the idea of guys (ie me) blowing up. If I found a girl though? Trick her into spread eagle bdsm position tied on the bed and then shove a helium hose in her ass.

>>164363 OK first; find a open-minded big booty yet small framed tan goth chick. Jet black hair, muted black makeup and prickly pointed gothic fashion. But very distinctly contrasted by flashy complementary dark sporty active wear, topped off with a giant oversized Dallas cowboys jersey that coats over her entire build like a poncho. Belts, buckles, zippers, buttons, clips, pins, and all sort of tangential meaningless paraphernalia galore, bright soft bubbly pink european fragrance fills the room. Blow-kissing/Ego-maxxing. Slowly fill her heart/body up with physical manifestation of my literal physical affection and the said effection has a inflating ego effect as the hornier she gets and the more she feels herself the simultaneously even bigger she gets herself, very slow sensual back of forth series of physical diatribes and streams of power and vulnerability. As our bodily engines roar and explode into the night like a cascading clan of July 4th rockets, the mist of the night is undercut with extravagant exotic jamaican dub-reggae and lovers rock; permeating from my ps3. Our threesome is then joined with a couple named Mary & Molly. The four of us clench our teeth tight in a warm communal embrace as well all dance the night away. Beads of sweat roll down my face like a flock of blueberries rolling down the pastures of my conciousness -BB, 08/04/26

Going out and buying a whole pack of P-Balloons. Honestly, though, my personal fantasy usually involves inflation as more of an affliction, something that is inflicted by more external forces than myself or my partner. As dubious as it might sound, my ideal inflation method is something more like an “outbreak” of some inflation virus, or like, a freak weather phenomenon that causes P-Balloons or something with similar properties to fall from the sky. From there I guess I’d be checking the weather LMAO.

Simply become a large blueberry, preferably permanently. Though I’d find extremely perfect if I could be juiced but there’d be some remaining juice inside of me eventually causing me to swell again randomly. Again and again and again