I'm using this thread as an opportunity to repost this awful greentext:
>Simba watches his beloved, Nala, rapidly transform into a massive 20 ft in diameter blueberry before his very eyes.
>A gigantic furry, blue ball that rose above the blueberry bush behind her, as well as the surrounding trees.
>The lion damn near pisses himself atop the sticky, blueberry juice-stained grass.
>He slowly paces backward as Nala's enormous blue mass continues to expand outward.
>Nala moans and whines for Simba to help her.
>The lioness, now heavier than two elephants and a half combined, is beginning to feel stress bought upon by her unnaturally gaining in weight via production of blueberry juice every passing second.
>The viscous blueberry juices slosh around underneath her taut skin.
>The lioness' insides churn and bubble with the red-purplish liquids.
>She felt like she was ready to burst at any moment.
>Nala wanted him to help her relieve the pressure.
>To milk her.
>To squeeze her.
>...or even pop her with one of his claws.
>Anything to prevent her from meeting an unfortunate, abrupt sticky end.
>A nasty, gruesome fate that would have been easily prevented, had she not fully devoured one of those big, succulent juicy blueberries.
>The blueberries growing on that bush behind her, which is now overshadowed by her ever-expanding form.
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